Day In The Philippines

March 9th, 2011

We were enroute from Manila to a small island called Bohol when Patrick met this cute flight attendant name Pinky. Patrick and I started doing Pinky chants from across the plane, we were in different rows so it had presence than a normal group chant. “PINKY | PINKY | PINKY”, Pinky quickly turned red and gave us some extra attention. As the flight continued Patrick became a closer and closer acquaintance to Pinky. As we de-boarded the flight Patrick and Pink exchanged phone numbers. The only problem was Pinky lived on Cebu island, one of the surrounding islands to Bohol, keep in mind the Philippines include over 7000 islands. After a few days in Bohol we decided to venture to Cebu, the home island of Pinky. We jumped on a boat and floated for 1.5 hours watching Iron-man in with no sound. As we stepped off the boat ramp onto the streets of the capital city of Cebu, Cebu City, we immediately surrounded by food selling street vendors and Mexican style taxi cab hustlers… we pushed our way through the crowds, not knowing where we were or were to go we ended up at an old historical Fort, the one that some Spanish conquerers had built many years ago. We walked into the entrance of the Fort and the first thing we see are these historical photos of the Spanish burning the native villages, gnarly G… after cruising around we met some cool Japanese and Korean girls, they were in Cebu to learn English… but it wasn;t until later that we met the man to change our lives forever… The Snake Man, see for yourself above, this dude was F U C K I N G nuts!! He ended up putting the entire snake head in his mouth, he had like 30 tricks… different dude than me thats for sure…

The Fort was a popular destination for tourists, and photo-shoots. Here’s a model doing a shoot.


This is your boy!! Saw this dude sitting in front of the fort’s garden and HAD to snap a shot. His glasses are on some 10 year old b-day gift bag shit! Check out more dope pics after the jump.

-Mike